Don’t jump…Stretch! Yoga Humor

May 15, 2011

And how about some yoga jokes to get the week started:

When teaching Setu Bandhasana (Bridge Pose) by putting a ball
between a student’s knees so they will not splay the legs apart,
this was said to a male yoga student:  “Wow!  You could fit two
balls between your legs!”

The Yogini says to the hot dog vendor:
“Make me one with everything.”

The Ananda Yogi says to his pupil: “Do you understand that you
don’t really exist?”  The pupil replies, “To whom are you speaking?”

Eternal nothingness is okay if you’re dressed for it.
–   Woody Allen

Yoga is excellent for un-kinking the muscles and the spine.
It is great if you’re really kinky.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I see that I should
have been more specific.
–   Jane Wagner

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
–   Lily Tomlin

Question: How many Iyengar yogis does it take to replace a light bulb?
Answer: Only one – but he will need a sticky mat, a backless chair,
five blankets, a bolster, six ropes, two belts, six assorted benches,
three weights, and a certificate.

Question: What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
Answer:  Inquire within!

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